Night gathers, and now my Tumblr begins...

It shall not end until my death. I shall take no other social networks, hold no events, and beget no groups. I shall have no top friends and win no likes. I shall live and die by the computer. I am the light in the darkness. I am the watcher of the pages. I am the gif that overshadows the noob pics, the one that hisses at the dawn, the notification that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of nerds.
I pledge my life and honor to the Tumblr, for this night and all the nights to come.

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heyfunniest:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Come watch this Tinychat: http://tinychat.com/15rlt

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DEA arrests college student, accidentally leaves him in holding cell for five days with no food or water

iheartchaos:

Daniel Chong, a 24-year old student at UC San Diego, was taken into custody during a drug raid with some friends of his and then accidentally left alone in a holding cell for five days with no food or water. Hungry, dehydrated and sleep deprived, Chong drank his own urine to survive and ate some meth he found in the cell to combat the effects of sleep dep.

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tatersinthebuilding:

This was one of the greatest moments in television history.

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ariddlewrappedupinamystery:

dusknitemaren:

niftyjaguar:

it-will-be-forever-ours:

brosiahh:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

This never stops making laugh until I cry.

these owls are so cute :)

I still need to make a parody gif of this.
We keep forgetting to set it up.

Ah, I love Barn Owls! <3

this is like if you shine a light on me and my friends at sleep overs.

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